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Redhot Rabbit
Welcome to our hottest review ever. It’s the hottest because—Yes, Master—the Skunk Tower’s AC is broken, and the heat is simply unbereable. Also it is somehow our fault that Its Stinkiness is covered in fur. And we—Indeed, Master—are definitely responsible for climate change too. It is probably worth saying that when Our Most Glorious and…
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Iratus: Lord of the Dead
(This review has a soundtrack that has been unwillingly provided by that mad genius called Swedish Wargoat) Greetings, dear follower! Yes. WE ARE BACK. Please wipe those tears. Your long wait is over now. We sincerely apologize for our silence during the last couple of months. And for breaking your heart. As you DEFINITELY remember,…
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BELOW
Howdy and welcome to our most panicky review ever. Apparently the authorities of this or that country (the Indie Skunk does not allow us to know where the Skunk Tower is located “for security reasons”) finally noticed that Our Master has not paid taxes during the last “bazillion years” (we are quoting Its Stinkiness) and…
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The Tribulation Entanglement
Needless to say, the Indie Skunk was pretty upset when It read our previous article. It considered an outrage that The Stinky Way is not the one and only religion followed by Its disloyal minions. Its Stinkiness called us many names (“filthy heathens” was Its favourite by far), made brother Tagonius write “there is not…
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Metalvania Madness: The games of Steel Mantis
There are, in the Skunk Tower, many touchy subjects that we unhealthily (and yet wisely) tend to ignore. The touchiest one of them all is Religion, of course. Being a pagan god, the Indie Skunk expects Its minions to worship It like, well, a god. Its Stinkiness is that kind of pagan god that has…
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The Long Dark
We recently surpassed 700 followers on Twitter (@IndieSkunk). Yay. The minions of the Indie Skunk made the mistake of telling Its Stinkiness and It got really upset. It started complaining about how unfair it was that “the Jupiter guy with the Edison cars” outbid It. Our Master went on rambling about all the other times…
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Ignatius
We, the disgusting, subhuman minions of the Indie Skunk would like to apologize to our NUMEROUS (that’s a plain lie, Master) followers for our laziness and lack of content. Its Stinkiness also commands this minion to tell you that the Oscars have been officially banned in the Skunk Tower. And to confess that the reason…
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Dungeons of Dreadrock
A few days ago the minions of the Indie Skunk noticed a really noticeable trait of Its Stinkiness that we should have REALLY noticed before—Its memory resets exactly every 2 minutes and 37 seconds. Which explains A LOT. We, Its loyal minions, are obviously exploiting this as much as we can, mostly by “borrowing” the…
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Vampire Survivors
DISCLAIMER: This is a message from the legal team of the Indie Skunk. We decline any responsability in case one of our followers developes an unhealthy, if understandable, addiction to this game or any of the games that the minions of the Indie Skunk, who are poor irresponsible illiterates that just don’t know any better,…
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Sons of Valhalla
Pixel Chest, the dev of Sons of Valhalla, has been kind enough to give the Indie Skunk access to the beta version of their game. It is now on Kickstarter. Its Stinkiness has of course other things to do and brother Tagonius is “really busy” with Twitter, so yours truly has spent a “few” hours…
